Grace: "Mom, why do you have cheers in your eyes?" I think she meant tears...
Grace: "Harrison hurts my feelings b/c he talks a lot." I love this one b/c *she* is one to talk. :)
Jacob: "That squirrel is going to wish he was never born!!!" b/c Thorn was chasing him.
Grace to Jacob when they couldn't find me around the house: "Jacob, I think Mom got aten by a zombie!"
Grace while coloring pictures: "This one is for Dad to put on his desk, so he doesn't forget I'm his little girl."
Grace while jamming to Michael Buble tunes: "Please, Mom, no dancing!"
Harrison's life with an older sister. Grace: "Ok, I'll wear the pink dress. Now what color dress would you like to wear, Harrison? And do you want to wear my tiara?"
Conversation with Jacob about school...
Mom: "What did you do today?"
Jacob: "We had computer station."
Mom: "What do you do at computer station?"
Jacob: "Get an education."
Grace's analysis of my sickness last week: "Mommy, it sounds like you need to go to the doctor!"
Jacob: "Mom, what is Harrison's middle name?
Mom: "Robert. Why?"
Jacob: "B/c he's in trouble. He got into my markers....[running off]...HARRISON ROBERT!!!!!"
Grace's random but advantageous advice: "Little girls should never be reading a book outside when the bad sharks are coming to eat her."
And I had to buy a new package of *straight* straws b/c Grace threw out all the bendy straws b/c she declared they were "broken". I tried to explain, but she wasn't buying it.
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