Hubby here, posting what my wife would not post, but I felt the world needed to know it.
This conversation happened on the way home from church:
Jacob: What happens when you loose your teeth?
Mom: Do you know who the tooth fairy is?
M: Well, when you loose a tooth, you put it under your pillow. Then while you are sleeping, the tooth fairy comes and takes your pillow and leaves you a surprise.
Dad: I would certainly be surprised if the tooth fairy stole MY PILLOW!