Tooth Fairy takes what???

Hubby here, posting what my wife would not post, but I felt the world needed to know it. 

This conversation happened on the way home from church:

Jacob: What happens when you loose your teeth?
Mom: Do you know who the tooth fairy is?
J: No.
M: Well, when you loose a tooth, you put it under your pillow.  Then while you are sleeping, the tooth fairy comes and takes your pillow and leaves you a surprise.
Dad:  I would certainly  be surprised if the tooth fairy stole MY PILLOW!

Comments

[Mel]

HA! This one made me laugh out loud...hold onto your pillow tightly, Jacob!

[Nuwanda]

Ok, ok, it was a slip of the tongue, a mistake that anyone could make, only when I do, it is recorded for all of time. No, Jacob, no one is going to steal your pillow. I promise!
Boo also said, "I've never seen that person" about the tooth fairy, and I tried to explain that no one has, and he replied, "Well my brothers have." Ahhh, yes, the 9 brothers we've heard so much about... :)